Survival of the Fattest
Tomorrow marks the beginning of my family’s ginormous kitchen/living room remodel. So tonight my dad walks into my room and tells me: “The next few months of remodel are going to be survival of the fittest, good luck finding snacks in this house.” ….little does he know: I’ve already hidden the carton of goldfish amongst the mess that I call my room. Don’t...
Dad: You know why God gave men all the muscles? To keep women in their place. Me: Actually Dad, it was God’s way of apologizing for forgetting to give you guys brains.
People often say that ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder,’ and I say that the...– Salma Hayek (via light-essence)
I’d always thought I was above being fascinated by anyone but myself.– Puck Connolly, The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater
Any relationship that lasts longer than a breath mint is going to have...– Richard Castle, Castle Season 4 “Demons”
I am reminded of all those cute stories of the boy and the girl who are each the other’s first kiss. I am suddenly inexplicably, unexpectedly, and extremely saddened by the fact that this will never, ever be my own story to tell. I was not the first for the guy that I shared my first kiss with. That first kiss can never be undone. I can never go back to the status of “never been...
Not Getting the Guy
I’ve just finished yet another book with a strong female character that becomes the hero, saves the day, and wins the cute guy’s heart. It was a great story, but now I am discontent, restless. Why? Because I am not a strong female character. I am not a hero. I will never save the day. And I’m afraid that means that I will also never get the guy. Quite honestly, I don’t want...
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