Thoughts of the Day
You know your physics teacher is really awesome if he wears bowties and says things such as “This class is bitchin’!!” I want to thank two completely random guys that I have never met for making my day today: the one walking behind me for bursting out singing his own hilarious version of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” at the top of his lungs, and the second one...
These Feet Were Made for Walking
Me: (getting ready to go outside with no shoes on) Dad: Put something on your feet! Me: Ugh, but DAADDD they’re my FEET!! They were made to be walked on!
Claiming you're a Harry Potter fan because you've...
“Dear women who store money in their bras, please stop handing people sweaty boob money like it’s totally normal. Sincerely, Disgusted Cashier” -Dear Blank Please Blank I work as a cashier at Barnes and Noble and I always look back and forth between the money and the girl for a few seconds before I finally take it from her. Then I just want to go home and take a shower.
Last Minute Planning Perfection
I love it when plans come together perfectly, especially when it happens at the last minute. This is the third time over the course of this week-long spring break that things have come together flawlessly for me and its only thursday…oh wait, i just looked at the clock and its actually friday. Anyways, the first time was monday night around 11:00 pm while I was texting an old friend...
Chronic Taco Guy: This is a fat burrito!
Me: Don't hurt its feelings!
Chronic Taco Guy: (talking to the burrito) OHHH she gonna enjoy you!!
Excellent! Let’s make some LSD!– Walter Bishop, Fringe Season 1 Pilot Episode
People's Best in Film Roundup
the BEST of the BEST? 5: E.T. 4: Casablanca, 3: The Godfather, 2: Wizard of Oz…..ANNNDDDD NUMBER 1……Gone With the Wind!! (not that I’ve ever seen it, or ever really want to) best animated film ever? LION KING FTW!!!! best one liner? “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” -Gone with the Wind best character? Tom Hanks as Forest Gump best action movie?...
Thoughts on a Lazy Day in Spring Break
I used one of those nose strip things today. You know, like the one Anne Hathaway rips off her nose in Princess Diaries? I got it for free in the mail and I was bored so I thought I would try it. Bad idea. My nose may be clear of blackheads, but instead it now itches like crazy!! Oh well, it was free. Sandra Bullock is a really great actress. Proof? She can deliver lines like the following with...
I remember it like it was yesterday…the question that changed my life....– story on the Chipotle take-out bag
Those days when you do stuff around your house in only a bra and underwear because you can’t decide what to wear, and then you miss the private high school days when you had a uniform and didn’t have to worry about things like this. Bleh.
Thoughts on a Saturday Night
Babysitting is the absolute best excuse EVER to relive your childhood through coloring and hide-and-seek. Whoever came up with Fringe repeats on saturday nights is a genius. I fail horribly at this Lent thing: I was halfway through a can of Sprite before I remembered that I was not supposed to be drinking soda…whoops. When I say “what?” its not that I didn’t hear you,...
Kate Beckett: Try not to get so giddy every time we go to a crime scene, okay?...– Castle: Season 1, Episode 9 “Little Girl Lost” hahahaha I love this whole scene, and his baby-talking just perfects it all :)
A New Look.....?
I’m not sure how I feel about this new format for my blog. I’m not nearly computer literate enough to customize my own theme so I am stuck using the exact themes that are available, in their original format. It’s been one of those days where I felt the need for a change (and I needed an excuse to not study for finals), so I browsed the themes for a while and tried out a few of...
Get Your Facts Straight
So I’m sitting here on my computer with the tv turned to the footage from Japan’s earthquake/tsunami and I catch the reporter saying this: “We know that all cell phone reception is wiped out, but we are unsure as to whether people are able to text or not.” She was completely serious……. Really you dumb beezy? REALLY!? Where the hell do you think the texts come...
It was a great mistake, my being born a man, I would have been much more...– Edmund Tyrone in Long Day’s Journey into Night by Eugene O’Neill
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Eh, I was bored and this looked like fun: I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I have more than 2 piercings. I have...
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
While I’m on the topic of Fringe: I feel like Ronald Reagan would be a huge fan of Peter Bishop’s skepticism toward govermental institutions. Peter Bishop: “Four words that should never show up in a sentence: ‘classified experimental military project.’” (S2E3: Fracture) ….also “You tell me the U.S. government is covering something up, I’ll...
Psh, I'm Not Obsessed with Fringe!
At the moment I am studying the germ theory of disease for my biology final, but I was having alot of trouble concentrating…that is until I turned on the Fringe season one soundtrack. Now I am motivated enough to continue studying! Not only is Fringe highly relevant to what I am studying, but the music makes me feel super cool in an outrageously nerdy way because I can pretend I am...
For being such an awkward actress and absolutely sucking at singing…Miley Cyrus does a surprisingly convincing impersonation of Justin Bieber (on SNL). I havn’t quite figured out what the exact implications of this are yet. It no doubt means that both are on the same level of singing competency (ie: no competency at all), but does it mean that Miley Cyrus is manly enough to be mistaken...
Yup…pretty much exactly how I feel right now. hollywood16: I want to smell like Chlorine again..I want a tan so terrible no amount of laying in the sun will fix it..I want the family that you can only gain by seeing 30 or so people half naked everyday for 2 hours..Swim season..why won’t you get here sooner?!
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Forgetting Carpe Diem
I feel like I am living a split existence. Physically I am in the present, but mentally I am forever living a few days ahead of schedule. There are so many things that I am looking forward to in my future that it is difficult to keep my mind in the present. Sometimes I find myself skimming through each day, barely living it, just passing through on my way toward the idea of something bigger,...