Customer Service with a Side of the Common Cold
Annoying Customer: Are you contagious?
Me: ……no
My Thoughts: I sure hope so.
March 2012
DAMN YOU TUMBLR! NOT COOL!
HOW DARE YOU HAVE HUNGER GAMES SPOILERS UP ALREADY!
FUCK!
It is only the second damn day that Hunger Games has been out and I have not had time to watch it yet because I am a responsible student who was stuck studying for finals this whole last week.
What is the first thing I come across while scrolling through my dash?
Spoiler pics from the Rue scene.
DAMN YOU ALL!
Looks like I will be shunning tumblr for yet another week, this time for fear of ruining the movie.
" I started this blog as a tool to help my creativity and give me a place to express my inspiration."
Umm…cool beans?
I’m not sure why this is in my inbox…or what it is….
Is this something I wrote (I don’t even remember)? Is there a question hidden between the lines somewhere? Is this a super subtle way of critiquing me? Why are you anonymous?
"Is that a pool buoy between your legs or are you just happy to see me?"
A Slice of a Swimmer's Mind: Mid-swim
swim swim swimmy swim swim. kicking. kicking my feet. was that eight laps yet. nope only four. or was it six. fuck. what to do. swim four more laps or only two. whatever. lalalalalalalalalaaaaaa. im hungry. what should i have for lunch. healthy food. no. greasy food. no. fuck. FOOD. yes. jeezuz is this set done yet. my arms feel like jellooooo. yum. jello. kickboard time. yay. i love kicking. kick kick kick kick. kick is a weird word. done kicking already. damn. pool buoy time. its really awkward holding a pool buoy between your thighs. who even thought of this. lets just stick this foamy weird thing between our legs. derp. freaks. rawr. shouldnt have shaved. now my legs are all slippery and i cant cross them and the pool buoy is going to pop out. ugh. this is stupid. pulling pulling pulling. ow. arms. hurting. no pain no gain. thats stupid. who though of that. gaining weight isnt painful. didnt think of that did you. im so clever. i amuse myself. oh look its those vents at the bottom of the deep end that i used to be afraid of as a kid. its not my fault i was afraid. the swim instructors told us its where they kept the sharks. wow. jerks. what class was that again. sharks and minnows or something. minnows. thats a fun word. why do old people swim so weird. oh you wanna race old man. lets do it. HA beat you. wow. im pathetic. of course im gonna beat him. hes like eighty. he wasnt even racing anyways. sigh. next set. butterfly. fuck. no i dont wanna. you cant make me. ok fine. IM order. fly back breast free. ugh breaststroke. whoever says breaststroke is easy is obviously not doing it right. breaststroke sucks. it sounds dirty too. stupid breaststroke. warm down. yes. almost done. now i can eat. foodfoodfood. done.
Tumblr Witchcraft
Somehow
Over the course of my tumblr existence
My dash has evolved from being harry potter/narnia/fringe/castle-centric
Into something that looks rather like the dashboard of a Dr. Who/Merlin/Sherlock/Criminal Minds fangirl
I. DONT. EVEN. WATCH. ANY. OF. THESE. SHOWS.
Yet somehow I am not opposed.
I am even starting to think that I should watch some of them.
What is this witchcraft, tumblr?
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
FINALLY
conquered that stupid grey box
POST ALL THE GIFS!!!!!!
I just went through 60 pages of my dash and I regret n……..EVERYTHING
I HAVE FINALS TO STUDY FOR
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING
ALDJASD;AKDFALDFJAS;LDKA;SDKJAODJAK
